Sunday, December 30, 2007


FOR
2008

YOU NEVER CHANGE
THINGS BY FIGHTING THE
EXISTING REALITY

TO CHANGE
SOMETHING:

BUILD A NEW MODEL
THAT MAKES THE
EXISTING MODEL
O B S O L E T E

-BUCKMINSTER FULLER -
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Saturday, December 29, 2007


BEST YEAR-END QUOTE
1

"You're slower than
an inchworm on Valium."
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BEST YEAR-END QUOTE
2

"Superior firepower and the
willingness to use it, is the
only way to lasting peace."
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BEST YEAR-END QUOTE
3

"Islam - in 2008 - will once
again offer only the very
best of the 6th Century!"
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WEATHER REPORTS:
THE
NEW TERROR WEAPON
???

"An Arctic Plunge is about to descend on us!"

"Snow storms are pounding the Midwest!"

"The price of heating oil is going up!"

WTF?

TV media are making their weather reports sound like enormous disasters about to overpower and destroy us all.

It's winter, you guys!

It's SUPPOSED to freeze and snow and be cold!
So stop trying to terrorize us with your none-news.

Because what you're doing sucks icycles!
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007


THE
BIG
(C)

Egypt has decided to claim a worldwide copyright
and to collect royalties
on the representation and concept of
PYRAMIDS

Perhaps Italy could copyright PIZZA?

And the EU might claim all rights on CUBES, SQUARES, and TRIANGLES?

Russia could collect a fortune in royalties on COMMUNISM

The Palestinians, on TERRORISM

And then the USA can easily control all further proliferation by claiming a world-copyright on NUCLEAR BOMBS!

WHAT
DO YOU
THINK?
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007


STUFF THAT WEAKENS
YOUR
IMMUNE SYSTEM
XXXXX

Deep winter is about to start up again,
so I figured I'd re-post my protection-points
for everybody's immune system:

1
NOT ENOUGH
OXYGEN
Since oxygen destroys germs, viruses, free radicals,
and many other disease-causing organisms,
it's wise to re-oxygenate your entire system every day
by doing 5 minutes of some uninterrupted deep-breathing-in-and-out,
after which you'll feel a wonderful and alive warmth
flowing throughout your entire body, while
all your muscular aches and pains tend to vanish.

2
NOT ENOUGH
WATER
Most people --especially males!-- are in
a perpetual state of dehydration that compromises the immune system.
To avoid this, drink at least 2 or 3 quarts of water each and every day.
This will also help protect your stomach, your bladder, and your prostate gland.

3
PARASITES
AND
FUNGUS ORGANISMS
These nasty creepozoids that enjoy living inside everyone's body, can be easily eradicated by eating a handful of pumpkin seeds, a clove of raw garlic, or a small amount of raw ginger,
once, every day.

4
NOT ENOUGH REST
AND SLEEP
This lack will destroy your immune system
faster than just about anything else, so give your
body plenty of time to quietly renew itself, OK?

5
SELF-DISLIKE
AND SELF-ABUSE
Useless rage at others and destructive forms
of self-accusation, pump your body full of
adrenalin which, having nowhere to go,
then hangs around to create havoc with your immune system.

Instead of useless raging, practice smiling at others
and at your own face in the mirror.......try to laugh
things off, and develop an attitude of:
"Nothing's going to destroy my peace of mind!"
Your entire body will be
grateful if you can manage
to accomplish that.
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WHEN
A CHRISTMAS
TREE FALLS IN THE
FOREST AND LANDS
ON AN ACLU LAWYER,
DOES ANYONE CARE?



PUTIN IN 08:
COOLER THAN OBAMA
MORE EXPERIENCED THAN HILLARY!

As you may have guessed from the above, I just discovered this really cool place called

THE PEOPLE'S CUBE

Go visit it....it's
got lots of goodhumored fun!
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Monday, December 24, 2007


MONDAY MORNING GIGGLE
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I read the first line of Spencer's post and said to myself, "He is Sooo wrong!"

Then I read the second line and

GIGGLED
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Saturday, December 22, 2007


Signs of Hope in Holland

Geert Wilders, that brilliant and courageous member of parliament who has openly declared war on the Islamic take-over and the imminent destruction of the Netherlands......was voted
Politician-of-the-Year
by a rapidly changing population that, until now, didn't have the guts to join his attempt to save the Dutch from their own multicultural disaster-policies.

Hope Exists.

Maybe.
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Free Speech is Dead in Canada

Read this scary-as-hell article in

BRAIN TERMINAL

about the wonderful and brilliant author Mark Steyn being legally molested by the dangerous, traiterous appeasement-fools to the north of us.

Unbelievable!
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MANHATTAN'S
NEW MUSEUM
DISASTER
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I always figured that Gehry's crushed-coke-can edifices, though ugly as sin, would at least have the function of opening the door to new forms of architectural design. But what they seem to have done instead, is to create total chaos and a complete loss of direction, a perfect example of which, is this

NEW MUSEUM

that lacks all form or grace or power or even a hint of greatness, and inside of which, headbumping ceilings covered with a highly intrusive lighting system, compete with the building's much too stingy exhibition spaces.

So I was obviously wrong, in my optimistic expectation. Because going
from
crushed-coke-cans
to
stacked-cake-boxes
proves not to be the road to brilliance.

Too bad.
I hate ugly things!
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Friday, December 21, 2007



Another one of my

INTERRUPTIONS

is now online.

It's #3....the one about music.
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Thursday, December 20, 2007


Koo - koo - ka - choo, Mrs. Robinson
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PARANOIA
1

Imagine a divorced father of 3 who, just before a snowstorm is about to begin, packs his visitation-kids into his truck for a joyride into an immense forest, where they're supposed to find and cut the perfect christmas tree. They look for hours, according to one of the kids, but none of the hundreds of trees they pass, seem to be perfect enough for their Dad, who suddenly announces that they're lost, that he forgot where his truck is parked, and that, since it's almost dark, they'll have to spend the night in the icecold forest without food, water, blankets, or even some warm jackets and sweaters with which to protect themselves.

After the children's mother accidentally discovers the next day, that her kids are not at her ex's place but missing, she gets hundreds of rescue personnel to search the area's forests, in which a snowstorm has now obliterated all tire-tracks or other signs of where her children might still be.

After 3 days (3 days!) of being lost in the forest, one of the rescue helicopters finally locates the 3 kids and their father.
They're all flown home again.
Minus the perfect christmas tree.
The kids are alive.
Could it be, that they
were not supposed to
have survived this ordeal?
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PARANOIA
2

The well-known militant Lakota Indian, Russell Means, says he seeks for "his people" to withdraw from the United States and to re-possess the States of Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana and Wyoming.

Hmmm......what a coincidence......those are the exact same States in which Ted Turner has been buying up thousands of acres of land and many herds of bison, which, when I read about it somewhere, made me wonder way back then, if he was scheming to give America back to the Indians, and thereby regain his lost lady's love (that lost lady, in case you forgot, is the infamous, America-hating Jane Fonda).
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Monday, December 17, 2007


FAKE
WARRIORS
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A Museum in Germany seems not to have been informed that its exhibition of Chinese Terracotta Warrior Sculptures, consists of copies, instead of the implied originals.

I find this so incredibly strange. Imagine a Michelangelo sculpture being copied and passed off as the real thing. Who would do such a thing? Evidently there are idiots who'll do just about anything, it seems. These fakes do look exactly like the original versions that are projected
on the authentic photo-backgrounds behind them.
Very clever ruse, this. Go see for yourself

OVERHERE


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Saturday, December 15, 2007


INTERESTING
QUOTE
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"Probably nothing so scares the left, in
their heart of hearts, than the prospect that
"US Imperialism"
should actually vanish and
leave them to deal with the cruel
world in whatever way they can."

---BELMONT---

It scares the UN, the EU, and the entire rest of the world, too!
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Friday, December 14, 2007


FED
-------
YOU

was the humorous response posted
on several sites, this week, after
the Fed's puny interest-rate-cut
over which many in the financial markets
seemed not to be enthusiastically thrilled.

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THE BEGINNING OF THE END
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I was really upset, when I read that Lebanon's top army general had been assassinated. It's as if that entire country is about to be taken over by terrorist goons. After much silence in the US media, here at last, is a coherent analysis of the situation, written by

DR.WALID PHARES

who seems to still embrace a small measure of hope.
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Thursday, December 13, 2007


WOULD YOU LIKE TO
OWN A SHARE
OF THE
NORTH POLE
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A Dutchman has filed a claim to obtain legal rights to the North Pole for himself and for the share-holders of his company. To become one of those share-holders, you can contact this fellow via his website

GIANT CLAIM

I guess it's as valid as Russia's claim and America's claim.

Who knows?
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Wednesday, December 12, 2007



I O R
UNELECTED
AMERICAN
EUPHEMOLOGISTS
have decided to engage in an unauthorized program of
I O R
(Intentional Obfuscation of Reality)
that's creating a population-wide, sanity disconnect, when people are told that:

a supermarket bagger = a courtesy clerk

an illegal alien = a second-language worker

a city's junkyard = a materials collection center

a janitor = a building engineer

a live-in trailer = a modular home

a drug dealer = an unlicensed pharmacist

and

"Go to hell" = "Go to heck"

ON EDIT:

Today,
"Ho, Ho, Ho!" became "Fa, La, La, La!"
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007


2 WOMEN
2 NEW BOOKS
EXTREMELY RELEVANT
AND
IMPORTANT STUFF
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"Evil Genes"
by
BARBARA OAKLEY

and

"Power To Save The World"
by
GWYNETH CRAVENS
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Monday, December 10, 2007


TODAY'S QUOTES
"--"

"So consider once again the spectacle: a violent, totalitarian movement explains all its actions with reference to Islamic law, while spokesmen and analysts in the West twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain and respond to those actions as if they had nothing to do with Islam at all. Good luck, fellows."

---Robert Spencer---

"--"

"Quick.....hurry.....let's
have some fun, before
I melt away into a
puddle of water!"

---Frosty The Snowman---
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Sunday, December 9, 2007


MORAL
CONTRADICTIONS
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I think it is important to take note of the fact that all the Hollywood personalities who travel around the world proclaiming their intensely personal demand for an end to all of America's evil wars (did you notice how they never object to any other country's evil wars?)........are also the same personalities who help create an abnormal quantity of truly evil TV shows and movies, in which a whole lot of really mean and ugly people are forever shouting at each other and beating up on each other and murdering each other in the most horrific ways?

THERE ARE NO CONTRADICTIONS:

CHECK YOUR PREMISE!
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Saturday, December 8, 2007


C O L

COL= Country of Origin Labeling
a law that's supposed to have been passed by Congress forever ago, but that no State or City has decided to enforce, and no Food Producer has found necessary to adhere to, and no Supermarket bothers to even think about..........as a result of all of which disgusting disregard, millions of Americans are now consuming imported foods that are extremely dangerous to their health.

On top of that, some meat producers and supermarkets are also using something called
CARBON MONOXIDE GAS
a truly evil substance that keeps cut-up meat and chicken looking fresh behind their plastic wraps, even when they're totally rotten on the inside!

During the past month, I've gotten 3 cases of serious food poisoning from eating meat, so I'm no longer purchasing any meat or fowl at Basha's Supermarket, having switched to Safeway, which is rumored to have canceled the use of Carbon Monoxide Gas.

I'll keep you posted.
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Wednesday, December 5, 2007


12-5-07

If, as was reported in the news, this morning, US employment figures increased by about 60,000 jobs......maybe that's because about 60,000 illegal aliens were arrested and deported, thereby returning their jobs to the American workers who enjoyed doing them before they were stolen away from them?

Just think......only 12 million additional jobs still remain to be liberated.......go do it, ICE!
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December 5

Santa in The Netherlands was never the cute little rolly-polly fellow we have here in the US. We called him Saint Nicolaas, and he was a very tall, dignified gentleman who appeared on December 5.....a day on which we all sang:

Sinterklaas kapoentje
gooi wat in mijn schoentje
gooi wat in mijn laarsje
dank U, Sinterklaasje!

Some childhood memories
you just plain never forget!
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Tuesday, December 4, 2007


MORAL
INCOHERENCE
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China steals a NASA photo of the moon.......then releases it
as "the result" of
its own "successful" space flight.

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Iran threatens the world with an "any moment now" nuclear bomb arsenal with which it promises to wipe the State of Israel off the map.......then is caught red-handed with a completely non-existent program of development on which it now confesses to have ceased all work since the beginning of the century.

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The History Channel runs a 2-hour "documentary" about America's 60's Hippies.......then portrays those brilliant, creative, world-changing evolutionaries, as a drug-soaked group of destructive, dirty, failed human beings.

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The world's Christian leaders debase themselves in a letter to the world's Muslim destroyers.......then describe --not Muslim Jihad-- but Christian guilt (!) as the source of all evil:

BRUCE THORNTON
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Sunday, December 2, 2007


PAKISTAN ANALYSIS
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Here are some very clear observations presented by the always insightful

AMIR TAHERI

about the possibilities of Pakistan's future.

I love this guy.
He embodies hope.
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Saturday, December 1, 2007


THE NEXT GREAT AMERICAN BAND
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They'll never find it. Not with this idiot-system they devised. Imagine inviting great new bands to compete with each other, and then hamstringing them by ordering them to play something by Rod Steward.....one of the most inane, unknown, uncreative people in music, ever!

How can the organizers of this show ever expect to find a great original band, if they make them play someone else's music? That's like looking for great new artists, while ordering them to paint like Rembrandt. It's crazy. It's anti-creative. It's just begging to find America's next best lousiest band!

I forced myself to watch it, even though I had to turn the sound to almost-off to survive every band except for those wonderful boys who call themselves "LIGHT OF DOOM" and who are the only original and truly exceptional musicians in the entire crowd of weirdo-dressed, phony competitors who think that freaky hairstyles make a lousy musician seem not to be exactly that!

This competition sucks watermelon.

It infuriates me, when 3 idiot "judges" talk nothing but pure garbage and then believe they're being knowledgeable.

Too bad.

Whoever directs this show, should never have been allowed to do so.

Mediocrity hoping to choose excellence, simply doesn't work!
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